Visdomsord från en biker

[Hagis]

Här postar vi visdomsord och inget annat!

En hojåkare som gnäller över lite regn tvättar/byter sina kläder för ofta!
(en hojåkare bryr sig inte om vädret eller om kläderna är torra och luktar illa)

[ViLa]

Bikers are not perfect, but they are brothers, sisters, parents, grandparents and maybe even your neighbor, who just want to return home safely after a day of riding. They pay taxes, require a special classification on their license and deserve their share of the road. Just because they wear leather or have beards, have long hair(or no hair), have tattoos, like motorcycles, they are, believe it or not, still some of the BEST of human beings!!!

[ViLa]

Jag gillar många, men inte alla.
Jag förlåter en hel del, men inte allt.
Jag glömmer fort, men inte alltid.
De jag gillar vet det,
De som jag inte gillar, märker det.
För riktiga vänner kommer jag att gå igenom helvetet och för mina fiender kommer jag att visa vägen dit...

[Tundra Trotter]

Screw it , let´s ride.

[Wallis]

Dont dress for the ride, Dress for the crash.
Om man nu bryr sig om det =)

[Bikebandit]

A BIKER PRAYER

Biker Angel be my guide
As I climb upon my scoot to ride.
Let your halo guide the way and
Keep me safe from harm today.
Let your wings provide me wind and air
And send it coursing through my hair.
Find for me a sunny place and let
It shine upon my face.
Keep the clouds and rain at bay
And keep me dry throughout the day.
Watch over my brothers who ride with me
Keep them safe and close to thee.
Keep my wheels upon the ground
So I'll return here safe and sound.
But should disaster be my fate,
Guide me through to heaven's gate.
If I must join my fallen brethren,
Please show me the way to Biker Heaven.

[Bikebandit]

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

[ViLa]

a biker prayer

biker angel be my guide
as i climb upon my scoot to ride.
Let your halo guide the way and
keep me safe from harm today.
Let your wings provide me wind and air
and send it coursing through my hair.
Find for me a sunny place and let
it shine upon my face.
Keep the clouds and rain at bay
and keep me dry throughout the day.
Watch over my brothers who ride with me
keep them safe and close to thee.
Keep my wheels upon the ground
so i'll return here safe and sound.
But should disaster be my fate,
guide me through to heaven's gate.
If i must join my fallen brethren,
please show me the way to biker heaven.

amen

[ViLa]

You come to a point in your life when you really don't care what people think about you, you just care what you think about yourself.
-Evel Knievel

[Bikebandit]

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

[Pontus]

Live to ride, Ride to live!

[Bikebandit]

Don't piss in the wind .....

[Bikebandit]

A Biker will pick you up when you're down.
Help you out when you're in trouble.
Stand by you when times are tough.
Get you a pint when you're broke.
Lend you his tools when you're bike is bust.
Give you a hand when you need it.
...and fukin' bury you if you ever cross him !

[admin]

WARNING IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE AS MUCH AS I VALUE THIS MOTORCYCLE DON'T FUCK WITH IT

[admin]

[admin]

[Bikebandit]

1. Never let a motorcycle take you somewhere your brain didn’t get to three seconds earlier.

2. The two most useless things to a rider are the braking distance behind you and nine-tenths of a second ago.

3. You start with a bag full of luck and an empty bag of experience. The trick is to fill the bag of experience before you empty the bag of luck.

4. Learn from the mistakes of others. You won’t live long enough to make all of them yourself.

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[LaDaille]

Helt uppenbart att vår gode admin har bild-abstinens